I just started watching Lost.
I still haven’t finished the first season but I thought you all might enjoy remembering what you were thinking oh so long ago…
-Sawyer sure is a fuck.
-Locke is a mutha fuckin’ genius and shit. He’s got all the answers, can see through everyone’s bull shit, and can probably whittled the fuck out of a bear cub.
-Kate is sexy as shit but I don’t trust her.
-Vincent is an sweet name for a dog.
-Hurley is absolutely adorable and my favorite so far.
-WHOA! I’m writing this in the middle of an episode… “I don’t want to move anymore” is a fucking terrible reason to burn that incredibly well made raft! Walt is a shit head.
-EVERYONE LOOKS EXACTLY THE SAME.
-I’m totally a Jack….WHOA! another breakthrough you guys! Lost is Sex in the City for Men! Surviving on a deserted island? That’s the male equivalent of trying to make men still be sexually attracted to you as a middled aged woman in New York City! I’m definitely a Jack. This guy I went to college with, Tom Martin, is definitely a Sawyer because he also is a fuck…and I don’t know any black people so I guess I’m not sure who my Michael is.
Ok, I guess that’s all I have for now. Maybe I’ll write another one of these later. See ya.
PS; don’t give anything away and blow this for me guys…seriously.
