Curt Neill

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Strap yourselves in and hold onto your butts. TAZE Energy has blasted through all those namby-pamby FDA regulations and is storming the ramparts of the blood-brain barrier with the TAZE Energy Drink Suppository Grenade. It’s a battering ram of pure, unbridled might that’ll flood your nervous system with competitive blood-lust and seven different variants of wolverine adrenal gland extract. Don’t taste the power. FEEL THE POWER!!!! (feat. Morgan Webb, Cale Hartmann, & Jon Daly)

PLUS: Web Soup Sports Correspondent Steve Lance explores the new and exciting, if a little convoluted sport, Kronum with the help of the San Diego Clearminders player, Kurt Neil. The team’s most agile Right Power Blorger, Neil details some of the elaborate strategies needed to persevere during a Glurn round. All Hail Snord.

(feat Mike Henry & Kurt Neil)

“I just want to give it my best shot, and the good Snord willing, things will work out.” - Me, Kurt Neil?